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littleshrekthings:

imagine a high-powered business CEO, at an important company meeting. the meeting is almost over, and the CEO had spoken for too long. he lifts the cuff of his suit to reveal the SHREK® WATCH. “oh, sorry everyone, i’ve gone ogretime. let’s meet again tomorrow morning— i’m making waffles.” he leaves the room and punctuates his exit with a small, dignified fart. the entire conference room nods in begrudging admiration.

the world could be such a wonderful place.

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danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

wat

I am no longer afraid to die. 

I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation. 

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nba:

Kevin Durant of the Oklahoma City Thunder greets an usher on his way to the court to play the Memphis Grizzlies in Game Five of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2013 NBA Playoffs on May 15, 2013 at the Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

(Photo by Layne Murdoch/NBAE via Getty Images)

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buzzfeedfood:

Guacamole, man. 

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madfuture:

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ja2ganda:

“I went from trading him on the spot to wanting to cook him breakfast tomorrow” - pop on manu. :) @triggyz #manuginobili #ginobili #gospursgo #sas #sanantonio #spurs #spursnation #spursdynasty #popovich